God's Plan

Used to refer to an absolute clutch.
Mainly heard in metropolitan Melbourne.

Jack: "Mum, surely you'll pull a god's plan and pass the butter."
*mum passes butter*
Jack: "Thank you mother."

by exclusivemelbs August 18, 2019

Clock God

The Clock God is a being who sees all and knows all, If you don't worship him you'll be trapped in a hourglass

Someonewhoisntme:Did you worship the Clock God?
Someonewhoalsoisntme: Obviously, i don't wanna be trapped in a hour glass

by Not Akai September 1, 2017

wikipedian god

A religious figure based on texts which have been edited and revised, thereby becoming a "New and Improved" god over time.

The King James Version of the Bible was part of the process of making a wikipedian god.

by Transylvanianfish October 16, 2013

Pull god

Someone who can get girls/boys

Dammnn lexi you such a pull god

by Dfghnmmmm March 1, 2018

baguette god

the thing you call a baguette when it is so good that you call it a god

wow this is good

it is a baguette god

by fiberlvbaaruewcrcvgoyGVCBUORHH December 2, 2020

Cum god

Any person who can take loads of cum at a time. Can bend cum with their mouth as poseidon bends the waters at sea, and can make anything and anyone cum.

Person 1: wtf he do to u
Person 2: idk man but i just came like crazy
Person 1: shittt he the cum god

by Plu72 June 29, 2022

God Usopp

The god of all men and women in the One Piece world

Dressrosa Person A: "It was cloudy 5 minutes ago and now it is sunny, why?"
Dressrosa Person B: "It was God Usopp!"

by toxapez January 31, 2022