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Bag and Spoon

A rather unconventional sexual act, whereby the penis and scrotum are simultaneously inserted into an orifice (pussy, ass or mouth). An act reserved for those not faint of heart, and testicles of steel. Good luck!
Richards experienced a rather unpleasant trip to the ER, following a botched attempt at performing the ‘Bag and Spoon on his unsuspecting partner.
by AbhorrentRichards July 18, 2021
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Drive-by bag

When a homie hand delivers a fresh bag to smoke.
I'm Gonna do a drive-by bag before work, With fresh bags in the trunk. We are so getting faded when I get there!
by Addyboi87 December 1, 2021
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Bag Shitter

When your room mate is in the bathroom and you are forced to shit in a plastic bag and then sneak outside to dispose of the evidence.
My room mate was in the bathroom for ages I had to shit in a bag.

Friend: “Your a dirty Bag shitter”
by Findingchemo July 2, 2019
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bag of flies

Something nobody wishes to hold onto, and would drop immediately if it were put in their hands. Similar to a hot potato.
"That girl is bad news, man. You need to drop her like a bag of flies!"
by MarvinComedy August 8, 2019
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douche bag

| dü sh - bag |

noun
1. a feminine hygiene product used for vaginal lavage.

noun (slang)
2. an arrogant male, typically in the second to third decade of life, with an affliction characterized by offensive behavior, often attention-seeking in nature, due to an inflated sense of self-importance.

ORIGIN mid 18th cent (as a noun): via French from Italian doccia
That Scottsdale thirty-thousand dollar millionaire just cut me in line; What a douche bag.
by ACSDORS October 8, 2011
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cooch bag

Opposite of or pertaining to the female version of douche bag.
The biker lesbian slamming tequila sunrises and yelling racial obscenities was being a total cooch bag.
by Bobbierobrobbie December 23, 2014
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Douche Bag

1. That One Guy that complains All Night about how the OPEN BAR at a Wedding Reception ran out of Gin while there are 30 different kind of liquor is still remaining.

2. The guy that believes watching Philly Eagles game while at a wedding and then telling the groom "sorry but my Eagles are more important than your ceremony"

3. The guy that compares Strip Clubs to a Steak House.
by Captain Funguy October 1, 2013
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