Weak Mortal: “bro I just failed No Nut November”
God: “nah bro you can still do Decline Dick December”
God: “nah bro you can still do Decline Dick December”
by RealBarackObama November 11, 2020
Get the Decline Dick Decembermug. a person who acts like a dick when talking on text or aim or facebook chat, but they are actually pretty nice in person.
aim conversation:
1stperson: heyy
cyberdick: hi
1stperson: whatsupp?
cyber dick: nm.
*THey go on vc*
cyberdick: heyy!!!
1stperson: heyy
cyberdick: hi
1stperson: whatsupp?
cyber dick: nm.
*THey go on vc*
cyberdick: heyy!!!
by cyberkez March 1, 2011
Get the Cyber Dickmug. Lets say hypothetically theres a guy you know who hasn’t even thought of showing you his cock what would you assume? Big ? Small? There is a fifty fifty chance; however meaning there is a fifty fifty chance then hypothetically it can be both, therefore meaning there is also a Higher percentage that it could just be medium
Iris:Unless your pp is Excalibur And somehow magically cut through the brick then i beg to differ that you dodged it cuz I could have smashed it up with the brick in seconds or thrown it at the pp
Kujo: So if you beg to differ.. Do you think my pp's big then? 🤨
Iris: Well , assuming that 9 times out of ten you act like you do have a big pp and say it then ofcourse i may assume that, although there is the 50/50 chance that you are either small or big ; however if its a 50/50 chance then there is also the chance that you are both , so assuming either would be wrong in my eyes so simply put, I would say medium. I call it, “Schrodingers dick”
Kujo: So if you beg to differ.. Do you think my pp's big then? 🤨
Iris: Well , assuming that 9 times out of ten you act like you do have a big pp and say it then ofcourse i may assume that, although there is the 50/50 chance that you are either small or big ; however if its a 50/50 chance then there is also the chance that you are both , so assuming either would be wrong in my eyes so simply put, I would say medium. I call it, “Schrodingers dick”
by Iris sus June 28, 2022
Get the Schrodingers Dickmug. Pure dick is the one who through good nature and intentions, steps up on the rights of others, and/or cause you to feel nothing bad about them for their nice behaviour is quite charmful and humble
Pure = kind disposition
Dick = Idiot that steps on you
Pure = kind disposition
Dick = Idiot that steps on you
Hey kid, can you go the store in town to buy me a sunscreen?
No
Well you got a bike, just do it
No, don't think I'm obliged to help you (thinks to himself : what is this? Maybe he/she is a pure dick/cock)
No
Well you got a bike, just do it
No, don't think I'm obliged to help you (thinks to himself : what is this? Maybe he/she is a pure dick/cock)
by Thermal-pulse-puller December 30, 2022
Get the Pure dick/cockmug. When you are expecting one thing and you get either the complete opppsite or not what you were expecting.
I ordered a bag of potato chips and I got a huge bag of nothing but dick-in-a-bag!
Look at him, why does he have to be such a dick-in-a-bag?
Look at him, why does he have to be such a dick-in-a-bag?
by Ohyeseyedid April 19, 2018
Get the dick-in-a-bagmug. I'm going to the club to practice my pickup artist skills.
Well I'm staying home to wank and practice my dick-up artist skills
Well I'm staying home to wank and practice my dick-up artist skills
by D Flawless July 18, 2021
Get the dick-up artistmug. by 6ft2BigDickLookinForGreatNight November 29, 2018
Get the Dick Stimmug.