Tenda dick

They go scraping for women...

He's a ol' tenda dick. He gets em out the mud... yeah yeah yeah. My wife say they go scraping for women.

by People recruiter September 26, 2023

Dick

Somthin i gave to ya motha

Guy1: DAMN that MILF got a fat ass no cap
Guy2:Bruh on god ill give her this dick

by Yo motha loves me smd September 13, 2019

Un-Sucked Dick Thesis

the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis states that a person by the name of Ozan cannot exist if there are no un-sucked dicks, as he is the omega glazer. In laymans terms, if there is 1 dick, Ozan would've not only sucked it but glazed too, if there are 10 dicks the same, and 100 and n and n+1. but if there is 1 unsucked dick, that means Ozan doesnt exist to glaze and therefor suck the dick.

Person1: Wow i really need to get a blowjob
Person2: Are you sure you haven't already? have you heard of the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis?

by bingrao January 26, 2024

dick picking

Dick picking is the action of playing guitar (picking) with your penis. It can also be referred to as “dong picking” and is not to be confused with dick pics.

hey bro did you go to maroon 69’s last concert?

yeah man i did the dick picking was insane

by paremi02 November 2, 2021

DICK

a phrase used like "damn" or "fuck", mostly used in dissapointment or asstonishment.

"DICK, i just failed my exam bro"
"DICK, your gonna let him touch your girl like that homie"

by 3DOTJIGGY March 25, 2023

Dick shaming

Is when a woman shames a genetically inferior beta, for his small penis.

Dick shaming is when a women say to you: "Your penis is so small, get out."

by BlackpilledGod September 5, 2019

vacation dick

A penis larger than the boyfriend dick but unlike the b.d., too big to take on a daily basis. Only for relaxation and occasions.

Wow Marie, thank you for telling me about that vacation dick. It sure did the trick. I don't just feel relaxed, that vacation dick rejuvenated me and left me ready for the work week.

by urmompuntocom June 15, 2016