guilt dick

Anytime when you feel guilty and can't get an erection because you feel like such a dick

I was going to give this super fine bitch the dick earlier today but I felt like such an asshole for running her cat over with my car last night I couldn't get it up

Dude you had some guilt dick you gotta come clean

by The Dick Avenger March 14, 2015

dick rider

lizzy paul

omg she is such a dick rider

by bahdestbitch June 1, 2018

Dick cabinet

A chick who fucks everybody

That girl gets around so much, shes a dick cabinet.

by Slickchick3000 March 22, 2017

your dick is bigger than mine

when someone calls you this, they mean that you don’t got much balls or got no balls for shit

sidney: “Tanisha, talk some sense into that bitch.”
tanisha: “Yes—”
judi: “Get off my dick!”
sidney: “Yeah, your dick is bigger than mine.”
natalie: “Stop, stop—“
sidney: “Nasty ass bitch.”
judi: “You wish..”

by rayneptune June 1, 2022

Dick Van Dyke

A comedian with an unfortunate name

“I wouldn’t want to be named Dick Van Dyke”

by Arnicaisverysad November 1, 2023

Urban Dick

A person who makes up words so they can post meme articles on urbandictionary.com

Don't be such an urban dick, you waffle iron.

by Lex the Lawyer December 5, 2020

dick riding

dick riding is when a person decides to be on top of someone all the time to a point where they get annoying. then when you try to get away the follow and continue trying to get your attention.

bro get the fuck away can you stop dick riding me the fuck

by alyssa_Kappalot January 5, 2020