by Loftsnax August 13, 2021
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P2: I got my employee review. My evaluation says I got an attitude problem, which cost me annual raise
P1: But they gave you feedback about how to fix that right?
P2: yeah!
P1: Well, then MAN UP! Master this accentuated (highlighted) negative you received under pressure! They just told you how to get your money up! So go get your money up!
P2: True! Thanks for flipping that around; instead of pouting, I'm planning!
P2: I got my employee review. My evaluation says I got an attitude problem, which cost me annual raise
P1: But they gave you feedback about how to fix that right?
P2: yeah!
P1: Well, then MAN UP! Master this accentuated (highlighted) negative you received under pressure! They just told you how to get your money up! So go get your money up!
P2: True! Thanks for flipping that around; instead of pouting, I'm planning!
by Liqr1 August 14, 2021
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P2: I got my employee review. My evaluation says I got an attitude problem, which cost me my annual raise
P1: But they gave you feedback about how to fix that right?
P2: yeah!
P1: Well, then WOMAN UP! As a woman, you MUST exude strength always! So With Ovaries, Master this accentuated (highlighted) negative you received under pressure! They just told you how to get your money up! So go get your money up!
P2: True! Thanks for flipping that around; instead of pouting, I'm planning!
P2: I got my employee review. My evaluation says I got an attitude problem, which cost me my annual raise
P1: But they gave you feedback about how to fix that right?
P2: yeah!
P1: Well, then WOMAN UP! As a woman, you MUST exude strength always! So With Ovaries, Master this accentuated (highlighted) negative you received under pressure! They just told you how to get your money up! So go get your money up!
P2: True! Thanks for flipping that around; instead of pouting, I'm planning!
by Liqr1 August 14, 2021
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Get the doubled up mug.When a man Cums before sexual intercourse and smeres it all around his dick, using it as natural lube, and is used by men who either don't like the person they are having sex with, or just wants a baby.
*Dude one comes into a room where dude two is mastuebating*
Dude one:bro wtf
Dude two:yoo I'm just "Buttering up" before sex
Dude one: ok. Nice cock doe
Dude one:bro wtf
Dude two:yoo I'm just "Buttering up" before sex
Dude one: ok. Nice cock doe
by Tiny bit of mayo August 15, 2021
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Look that ASSHOLE is so UP LAID that they are to be imprisoned in a PRISM of corporate (body) monopolism but we can DRIP and tell HALSEY about it.
by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021
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