Destroy tall people day

October 22, where the short kings can throw the taller men (6’0+) around like rag-dolls. Also they get one free kick in the nards.
Oh Kyle you know it’s October 22, Destroy tall people day ;let’s go fuck with Eric he’s mad tall.
by Dementiaslayer October 08, 2023
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SpongeBob's Day

Guy: are you going to celebrate SpongeBob's Day?
Guy 2: No, are you?
Guy: Yes, I am.
by Oslemen May 28, 2023
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March 13th is national retribution paladin day. Send your friends that play ret 5k gold as appreciation for their dedication to the light and bringing you the aura buff.
Bro it's national retribution paladin day, better send Derek some gold or he'll gquit!
by ratadin March 13, 2024
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On April 25th everyone and their momma sock the shit outta this MARK ass Tyson. Eventually when you knock him so hard and gone not wanna have international Tyson day again. (And while beating him up step on his shoes)
Yoooo!its international beat Tyson’s ass day!

Yessssss let’s go. I’ve been training all year for this fooker to jawed.
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Send pussy pic day

April 24 girl have to send anybody a pussy picture if someone ask but the person cannot spread it
Send me a pussy pic please For national SEND Pussy pic day

Defined : “let me see that pussy”
by Yeeted lord April 17, 2022
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cousin day

you and your cousin who grew up as literal siblings and hated each other, spend the day as now 16 year olds eating ketchup on velveeta mac and cheese.
me and my dawg had a cousin day filled with fun.
by M0mmymilkers01 October 16, 2021
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