National Grab Ass Day

January 3rd a day in which anyone grabs anyone’s ass

It’s national grab ass day have you grabbed anybody’s

by John Mortan 12 December 23, 2019

National Eat Ass Day

10 January is the official Eat Ass day, when you can eat someone's ass.

Hey, it's 10th of January, you know what that means. National Eat Ass Day. COME HERE MY FRIEND.

by a sudden squirt January 10, 2023

National Slap your husband day

On November 28th it’s National Slap your husband day!!

Husband: Hey babe
Wife: *Slaps husband*
Husband: Ow! what was that for!?
Wife: Today’s National Slap your husband day!

by Flowers are... beautiful February 2, 2021

Ten-Day

When you are acting stupid in Jesuit studies and need to spend 5 days with the 7th graders and 5 days with the 8th graders, hence the name ten-day.

Do you need to go on a ten-day? Typical freshman.

by Maxxwitherball December 15, 2021

National yolo day

April 23rd National snapchat Yolo day. Yolo anonymously by sending messages through a snapchat third party app

Hey it's national Yolo day,everyone do a yolo

by Likedlive April 15, 2020

national danny day :)

a day dedicated to the most perfect boy in the world. my one and only love forever <3. i love you so much pretty boy, have an amazing day :)

its national danny day :), shut up no one else matters except danny.

by DopeyExe August 1, 2021

ASK YOUR CRUSH OUT DAY

august 20th = ask your crush out day!!!!

John: hi Emily you now what day it is

Emily: yes it’s august 20th why
John: we’ll its acc ask your crush out day so will you go out with me

Emily: REALLY I’ve been waiting for u to ask me that!

by Iammeyouareyou1234 August 19, 2021