Tylen’s dick it’s so big omg if you get a Tylen to nut in you keep the baby then let your son fuck you and have that baby but don’t get too attach to it , will die I then next year because your son fucked you so have fun
by Slideinyourmom3 May 28, 2021
Get the Tylen’s dickmug. by Bryan alvarez June 23, 2016
Get the typhoon dicksmug. by Abraham Frohman March 11, 2015
Get the dick doodlemug. The male sex organ of mammals
by Brorelol June 27, 2021
Get the Dickmug. The cigar looking thing that varies in sizes on guys. Connected to another part of the genital area ballsack
Also it squirts this weird smelly milk stuff
Also it squirts this weird smelly milk stuff
by Dumbuselessstuff April 14, 2020
Get the Dickmug. fucking tiny, it's smaller than your IQ, 100% made of air because it's non existent, smaller than an atom. Smaller than a tictac, it's microscopic, it's miniature; smaller than grandpa pigs train, it's so small that even the itty bitty dicky committee rejected him, I feel like it's so tiny that the bump women with vaginal cancer have on their poosi is bigger than his dick. It's literally fucking insignificant.
Person A: I can't see it, it's so small..
Person B: It's not as small as Iz's dick though.
Person A: Iz has a dick?? I thought Iz was a woman :O
Person B: It's not as small as Iz's dick though.
Person A: Iz has a dick?? I thought Iz was a woman :O
by FezisPluto September 7, 2021
Get the Iz's Dickmug. Dude 1: Hey you wanna see something ?
Dude 2: Yeah show me.
Dude 1: Here.
Dude 2: Woah that's a mofo soda-can dick! i never knew.
Dude 2: Yeah show me.
Dude 1: Here.
Dude 2: Woah that's a mofo soda-can dick! i never knew.
by frozenwintershit May 25, 2018
Get the soda-can dickmug.