Dirty-Hurty

The elegant act of using sandpaper to wipe your ass, then proceeding to wrap the shit-covered sandpaper around your dick and using it as a condom.

"I gave her a right-old dirty-hurty last night"

by wellington_the_skellington May 31, 2016

dirty oil can

When a man and a women lay head to head and pee on each other

Hey can I get a dirty oil can

by Corneales mcdoon May 15, 2018

Dirty bird

Reaching around your ass and grabbing your balls while letting your dick (preferably hard), rest on your fist. To simulate the middle finger giving some one the bird.

"Dude I gave my boss the 'dirty bird', after he fired me for sleeping in one of his boring meetings."

by Same Welton May 14, 2021

dirty snowball

when you kiss someone (lovingly) after eating your own cum out of their ass

"that wasn't a dirty snowball, the kiss wasn't loving, and it was someone else's cum."

by mandyismarried February 14, 2024

Dirty Bow

Definition of dirty bow is a quarter pound of some Bobby Brown weed, Bobby Brown weed meaning brown marijuana, bud that dont get you high at all Marijuana or only get you high if you smoke alot of it marijuana.

Example Reggie Hydro, Kush, Indica

I need a dirty bow bro ski.
Who's got a few dirty bows around here.
What's the word I got some dirty Bows 300 a piece.

by $Marshall.513$ August 4, 2020

dirty troup

When you fuck all the storm troopers from star wars and lick up and down their shaft while you moan like Chewbacca taking a shit

Hi Bob what are you doing?
Bob: Given this whore a dirty troup because she asked for it.

by Cathy McBride November 6, 2022

Dirty Reimounto

Dirty Reimounto is when you have sex with a single mom and then you just stay friends because you don't want to deal with her shit . Extra points if you grab a juse box from the fridge on your way out

He was banging that chick but he pulled a Dirty Reimounto because she was too much drama

by Guy dudeson June 8, 2020