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Dick

A small or large thing on a man. Hopefully large. It is so sexy to all women except lesbians. You can suck it or play with it. Some men even jerk off their own. Some even post them doing it that looks like a fun time. If your husband or boyfriend doesn’t have a big dick then leave them because you need to have the time of your life with their dick. Most importantly you need to have a dick to have sex. So everyone go find a dick and suck it!
Did you see Mark’s dick, it is huge, I wanna ride that. I want to have a threesome with two of those sized dicks!
by Today me May 22, 2022
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Dick lupus

A person who is being twaty, they may pretend to be confused simply cause they don’t like what u have said
In response to your friend saying I don’t understand ..don’t be a dick lupus! Or between friends talking about a third party, she’s such a dick lupus
by Beckybeaver June 20, 2021
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The big dick paradox

The larger your penis the more bragging rights you have about your size, however, most woman cant handle large dick, therefore less women who will have sex with you. there is a goldilocks zone where both conditions can occur but it is a slim margin.
Jamal pulled a nice hoe, however he wasn't able to slay due to the big dick paradox
by please enter your username September 28, 2022
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Dick flood

When guys send you a Flood of dick pics.

Uninvited and unsolicited.
"Oh my God. Did you hear about Twanna? She got a divorce because of a dick flood. Her husband thought she was cheating."
by Meme Mourey April 24, 2018
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dick's girl

A girl who is sweet but just got out of a serious relationship with jerk and now she's been a jerk to him for everyone to see
People need to get off her back and remember she's a dick's girl
by starr48 March 18, 2016
mugGet the dick's girlmug.

dick ripple

When someone makes a really stupid post in the lj community indiefucks.
Finestdrops has been making a lot of dick ripples lately.
by Sum Fgt March 7, 2005
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Toji dick rider

Gege akutami!! (me too Gege, me too.)
guy1: "i got in a competition on who's the biggest Toji dick rider"
guy2: "you're fucked"
guy1: "nah, i'd win"
by fleshcheesecake January 7, 2024
mugGet the Toji dick ridermug.

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