Dirty blanket

The opposite of a wet blanket. Someone who immediately makes things grimey for better or worse.

Positive:
Jamal : Oh so we’re having people over tonight? Let’s invite Nate

Phil : Fuck no dog Nate’s a dirty blanket. Every time he pulls up he brings an 8 ball and I end up nose deep in some Columbia Bam Bam and a mentally ill Latina. I love the guy but I got work tomorrow.

Negative:
Don’t invite Jorge to the function, he’s a dirty blanket. He always shows up off the pookie and scares the hoes.

by OGmud July 14, 2023

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Dirty blanket

When a white guy comes in a niggers mouth... Male of female.

Then adds cotton balls to the mixture.
Tape or seal the victims mouth so they can't spit. Put the nigger in stocks and put a white pointy hood on them for a day to marinate in their mouth. After 24 hours, your material will be perfect!!
Untie and get the nigger to remove the contents/ cotton from its mouth and make them knit you a blanket from that special concoction.

When I was a kid, my grandparents used their cotton pickers to make them dirty blanket.

I was given this blanket as a baby. And so on.

by Deedav August 05, 2021

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dirty aerial

when a woman has a suspender kink and all sexual attraction disappears once they’re off, so she just dry humps him until they both “seize the day”

i wanna dirty aerial jack kelley

by brainsntitties January 24, 2023

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dirty niblets

Noun: indescribable, wonderous yet slightly repulsive sexual organs used for a joke of some kind.

"I was playing with your mam's dirty niblets last night! high five!!" *disturbed silence...*

by Sam shepherd January 12, 2008

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Dirty Liezl

A dirty Liezl is one of Hells most evil Archdemons. Therefore the term is used to describe someone who is an obese, stupid, fat, ugly, dumb, cunt. A Dirty Liezl can also refer to a virgin being sacrificed to a dog.

Sarah: “omg she’s such a dirty Liezl”
Ben: “damn she must be a mega cunt”

by liezlhater666 April 18, 2020

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