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black dick friday

The only day of the week, (Friday), when you get to see your black lover and get some dick because you're the side piece.
"Girl, thank goodness it's Black dick Friday. I've been waiting all week to get some of that dick"
by Sn○W☆BuNN¥ October 28, 2022
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Short dick day

18th February

Where you embrace your chode
Happy short dick day is a holiday you celebrate with someone who has a small dick:)
by Muffinmuffins:) February 16, 2021
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dick riding fallacy

Dick riding fallacy is when a character you praise or have biased towards a character. and even get offended when people have different opinions about this said character. If they insult you because of your opinion of the character or keep bothering you because of them they commit a dick riding fallacy
“Your character has flaws”
“NO HE DOES NOT AND EVEN IF HE DOES NOT PROVRE IT”
“Damn bro it’s not that serious

“IDGAF PROVE HE HAS FLAWS ILL DEFEND MY CHARACTER NO MATTER WHAT EVEN IF THIER NOT GONNA LET ME HIT.
“Bitch I don’t have to prove it to state it gtf out of my face you just committed a dick riding fallacy.
by 1wankbank August 15, 2024
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Vent Chat Dick

A huge dick who keeps talking about serious shit (ie: cancer, death, suicide, 9/11) on the general chat on Discord, or someone who vents their negative emotions outside the discord vent channel. Also applies to people who are extremely negative and only talk about stuff that should go in vent chat and not general, but do it in general anyway.
Emma: Let's just chill on Discord!
Mark: *talks about XXXTentacion's death and gets into the gory details but knows this is a general chat and he hated Tentacion*
Emma: *crying* You are being such... a vent chat dick!
by kittenbunny65 May 29, 2021
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Orphan Dick

Orphan dick is when your dick is so small it looks like a teeny weenie orphan
(Name) has a orphan dick.
by Def Not Ian February 19, 2023
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dick decimating

Friend 1: ngl this shit hit different

Friend 2: fr tho like he be making the best shit.
Friend 1: some of his albums kinda mid tho.
Friend 2: nah you just don’t know it like I do.
Friend 1: alright nigga chill out a bit u dick decimating a lil bit.
Friend 2: so it’s my fault his music is the best shit I’ve ever heard?
Friend 1: ok atp you need to stop the meat munching.
by Giggity part 2 December 30, 2023
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national grab dick day

it’s a day where girls/guys grab a guys dick, this day occurs on april 12, the day after grab ass day!
by tctuesdays April 11, 2019
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