Dick Interest

When you have done something incredibly bad and you have todo little gestures of recompense until you have ultimately made good on the transgression. Not to be confused with dickterest.

I forgot my girls birthday so I'm paying dick interest until I get her a massage.

by FuzzyRugMan February 28, 2023

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Dick turban

Someone that you want to like, but they just keep disappointing you.

I thought Louis C.K.'s comedy was brilliant, but I stopped watching when he turned out to be a total dick turban.

by LyraNihlun February 17, 2023

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vacation dick

Dick that is received on few occasions due to its intense size and quality, as opposed to vacation dick.

Vacation Dick

"Are you gonna hook up James again?"
"Hell no, I won't be able ride that horse cock again until i can feel my thighs again".

by Arizona Concept June 9, 2016

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chilli-dicking

Applying chilli to the penis for sexual gratification.

They kicked me out of seminary after I got caught chilli-dicking.

by mcgruffallo November 13, 2021

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Dick Archery

A sexual act wherein a man draws a bullseye on his girlfriend's asshole, gets a running start from across the room, and tries to score a bullseye with his boner.

"Did you hear what happened to Jim? He got hurt playing Dick Archery last night."

by King Logar April 24, 2021

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Dick Fence

A girl who with her infinite hotness is surrounded by a group of guys at all times thus forming the "dick fence"

Usually occurs in undisclosed deployed locations

Me: "Hey bro look at that group of guys following around that girl."
Bro: " Yeah man, that what you call a dick fence."

by dRocl October 12, 2015

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