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Big Dick Derek

BDD or Big Dick Derek is a fellow with an enlarged penis, hence the name
Mainly Black, sometimes white. and in a few rare occurrences, Asian.
Closet gay: Yo you saw Derek in the YMCA shower the other day?
Pussy Catcher: Yeah, mans got a gigantic fucking cock
Closet gay: Agreed, mans a Big Dick Derek
by Dontbrushyourteethatworkgaybot January 31, 2022
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Dick

His dick is huge
by Bich1234 May 6, 2020
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Big dick randy

He is the one. hide your daughters and hide your son
I got to the house, Momma said "Where is your ass, and where is your candy?"

And i said "Momma, it was Big Dick Randy..."
by pluh500 April 2, 2024
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Crouse-Dick

A serious genital health condition in which a crusty layer of rotten skin completely covers a man's penis rendering him incapable of penetrating a vagina.
"Damn.. He's got a serious case of Crouse-Dick."

"Stay away from Eric, he's got Crouse-Dick"
by swedishmegma July 27, 2016
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Urban Dick-tioner

A person, usually under the age of 18, who tries to use the notorious website "urbandictionary.com" to write made-up words, names of people that they personally know, names of controversial celebrities, or other such trivial things, attempting to then create and invent silly, more often than not offensive, and edgy definitions in order to result funny, or maybe even to "post a screenshot for the boys" if they do happen to succeed in the ordeal. Unfortunately, though, Urban Dick-tioners, due to their immaturity, lack of proper grammar and cringy sense of humor, usually end up creating unfunny and tasteless jokes that do not possess the same quirkyness that can be found in proper memed words on "urbandictionary.com". As a result of this whole debacle, their monstrous creations rarely get voted to be added and actually end up on the site.
"Josh is such an Urban Dick-tioner, he keeps posting Jake Paul words circle-jerking the fact that he is bad like anyone doesn't already know, or that Fortnite sucks. It's no wonder that he spends his days on Reddit (Wholesome Keanu Chungus 100) and still has no girlfriend or stable income."
by YouHateToSeeIt June 24, 2020
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Warlock Dick

A man's penis that has contracted and showing symptoms of HPV.
"Soooooo, I tested positive for HPV and now I have warlock dick."
by Beatrice Juice September 29, 2021
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dick nozzle

benjamin Christopher Oliver lawton is a huge dick nozzle
by Lolardizzy April 10, 2023
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