FUCK THE WHAT

The proper counter response to "WHat the fuck." A way of telling those seedy bastards to mind their own fking business. Example ; Someone different walks by in such and such a way and people nearby exclaimeth "What the fuck!?%?" This person then calmy diffuses the akward social situation by responding thus..."Fuck the what." leaving the moronic peanut gallery of mediocrity behind...

"Fuck the what, man...."

by BANtheIFForever November 20, 2020

What the Fandango

Another way of saying "What the Fuck"

She gave me a 96, WHAT THE FANDANGO!! I deserve a 99!!

by Smallzz92 May 1, 2008

What's CRAP

A more appropriate name for "what's app", since it is a really crappy annoying phone app.

Oooh... I just received another spam email from what's CRAP!!! :(

by Eddy50 October 20, 2015

That's what's up

That's what's good.

Person says: "Yo, I just got this/these hot new (shoes, job, CD, car, etc.) You say: "That's what's up!"

by Amber Ivy October 6, 2015

What the Monk

A replacement for "what the fuck" after a long night of D2ing it at Tophers

"What the monk is goin on, that guy is wearing Sorels in the monkin bar"

by MargandMir January 16, 2005

What the Lump

A term meaning Oh my gosh, and used by the Adventure Time character, Lumpy Space Princess

What the Lump Melissa, Brad's my boyfriend!!

by Lumpy Glob Princess March 15, 2017

What the fox?

When seeing a fox in your neighbourhood -- only really applies to those living in London.

Abbreviation: WTFX

...and she was like gtfo so I told her to shut it...
What the fox?
What?
Dude over there
oshi- it's a fox, freaking vermin

by oDedz February 22, 2011