Weed-Speed

Adj- Not being able to tell how much time has passed while under the influence of marijuana.

Peter: Dude did you know how long i was cooking my fish for?

Ian: Nah man, i just smoked, im in weed-speed.

by WrathTheStampede March 30, 2011

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wacking the weeds

As Jimmy was jacking off, he found himself wacking the weeds

by pandaman6669 February 03, 2016

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Find a nice young lady and drag her underneath the overhanging slut weed.

by Winfield P December 07, 2008

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You say bruh ma weed when ya mom finds ya weed under ya bed and burns it.

Mom: I found your weed. You ain't going out for 10 years!
Me: Bruh ma weed

by BruhMaWeed May 08, 2018

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blue moon weed is when you smoke weed under the full moon while blue balling yourself while masturbating

yooo dude it was such a blast last night i had the best blue moon weed ever!

by paneshroud December 22, 2023

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When you mix indoor weed and outdoor weed in the same bowl or joint.

Grind up some of the indoor stuff in the blue jar for me, I want to mix up some porch weed.

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Look At the book by DR. Suess, the loraxe must be on some substance, or the author was on Maharajah.

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