Weed Whacker

a derogatory term against those who do drugs/vape and claim “i can quit anytime”

“Tony told me he can quit vapes at any time”

“oh god he’s one of those weed whackers”

by skibidisigma27 August 15, 2024

weed hammered

When you're so stoned that you can't come up with the word, "Stoned" and accept that you're SO STONED that you are in fact, WEED HAMMERED!!

Bro 1: "Dude, that last hit really put me over the edge...I can't describe how I feel!"

Bro 2: "Damn bro, you're totally weed hammered!"

by Mister_Christer February 1, 2023

Whack your Weed

Lmao get fucked Red

I'm gonna whack your weed.

by BerriVoid February 11, 2023

Whack your Weed

(1) An outlandish insult to piss off someone that simply has no meaning behind it.

(2) A sexual innuendo reffering to slapping someone's bush and/or penis

I'm going to whack your weed!

by BerriVoid February 11, 2023

weed whacking

the act of masturbating while stoned

on my birthday, i was weed whacking on an inflatable chair until i came.

by curtis450 February 21, 2023

Washington Weed Shitter

The action of shoving a bong up one’s asshole while they proceed to shit in it while you smoke it saying: “that’s some shitty weed.”

Jenny wanted to try some new shit so I gave her a Washington Weed Shitter.

by vacqe September 26, 2025

Weed Smokers Blues

When a weed smoker becomes addicted and uses it to smoke the blues away

Person 1: My boyfriend left me, I'm rolling up I can't stand my sober mind right now
Person 2: So you have the Weed Smokers Blues

by ChessZheng November 11, 2025