jimmy two shakes

One who is subject to random characteristical changes which can be witnessed and catagorised into the basis which determine obsessive compulsive disorder OCD. The form of which is visibly evident via the expulsion of the trade mark 'two shakes' element in ones behavioural routine.
Jimmy awoke on an average summers morning and made his way to Macdonalds to purchase a regular double sausage and egg mcmuffin. Upon ordering, the employee had given Jimmy the incorrect change. To which Jimmy's initial response was simply 'two shakes' of his upper right shoulder and a brief outburst of 'you ff-ff-ff-ffuukk, eat my arse' and made his way home.
The attendent simply yelled 'jimmy two shakes'.
by Nigel Walter Elstone April 13, 2008
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take two baths

If you don't like me, take two baths.
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Twos (as in 2's)

There's no such word as Tuze (previously listed elsewhere on this site). The correct word for 2 people sharing 1 cigarette, is two's!
We only have one cigarette so let's twos (as in 2's) it.

Give us two's on your fag!
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I don't give two rabbit fucks about your feelings
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the two-legged man

A sex position so simple that even a virgin can master it!
Don’t be misled by Andr3w’s pornstashe. He can’t even pull off of the two-legged man!
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two hand jam

larry: shiiiit, two hand jam?
johnlarry: dont you mean bball?
larry: yup.
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two point O

kid1: dude look at my dank bud
kid2: its schwag therefore its two point O
by jojoisajojo November 26, 2008
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