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jimmy two shakes

One who is subject to random characteristical changes which can be witnessed and catagorised into the basis which determine obsessive compulsive disorder OCD. The form of which is visibly evident via the expulsion of the trade mark 'two shakes' element in ones behavioural routine.
Jimmy awoke on an average summers morning and made his way to Macdonalds to purchase a regular double sausage and egg mcmuffin. Upon ordering, the employee had given Jimmy the incorrect change. To which Jimmy's initial response was simply 'two shakes' of his upper right shoulder and a brief outburst of 'you ff-ff-ff-ffuukk, eat my arse' and made his way home.
The attendent simply yelled 'jimmy two shakes'.
by Nigel Walter Elstone April 13, 2008
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two rabbit fucks

I don't give two rabbit fucks about your feelings
by Lilah69 April 10, 2022
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Tommy two tone

Probably a mexican decent cholo that lives on a pedstool only getting by with his looks, likes to fart and smell his butt crust,gels his hair and plays head games with women for sport. Hes a real narcissist. Most likely a shallow dude whose mama never loved him enough as a child
Dude is so arrogant hes a tommy two tone for sure!
by Ghostbuster2000 December 23, 2019
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two point O

kid1: dude look at my dank bud
kid2: its schwag therefore its two point O
by jojoisajojo December 15, 2008
mugGet the two point Omug.

two hand jam

larry: shiiiit, two hand jam?
johnlarry: dont you mean bball?
larry: yup.
by funkmasterflex124 October 31, 2009
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Two for one special

When the woman puts your ball sack on a tee then uses a golf club to whack them bitches up your ass getting a two for one special
Alex and Kamy were on the golf green, and Kamy thought it would be good to give Alex a two for one special. So she plopped his sack on the tee and whacked his sack up his ass.
by Assjuice12 February 16, 2018
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