take two baths

Kiss my ass.

If you don't like me, take two baths.

by Dutchman2213 August 19, 2017

Twos (as in 2's)

There's no such word as Tuze (previously listed elsewhere on this site). The correct word for 2 people sharing 1 cigarette, is two's!

We only have one cigarette so let's twos (as in 2's) it.

Give us two's on your fag!

by Tinkabelxx August 02, 2011

Two Fingered Turtle

A masturbating technique that uses both the thumb and for finger in a very peculiar way. Usually resulting with either all four inserted in the anus. or just the thumbs are and the forefingers are tickling the gooch.

Rapist and pedifiles use this lure in little boys and girls by saying
"Have you ever seen a Two Fingered Turtle?"

by Kinga da Kleet February 28, 2010

two rabbit fucks

Kind of like not giving a shit

I don't give two rabbit fucks about your feelings

by Lilah69 April 10, 2022

the two-legged man

A sex position so simple that even a virgin can master it!

Don’t be misled by Andr3w’s pornstashe. He can’t even pull off of the two-legged man!

by Tiktokshade November 18, 2021

two hand jam

you know, some bball?

larry: shiiiit, two hand jam?
johnlarry: dont you mean bball?
larry: yup.

by funkmasterflex124 October 31, 2009

two point O

shitty

kid1: dude look at my dank bud
kid2: its schwag therefore its two point O

by jojoisajojo November 26, 2008