Useless Turtle

The dopest turtle you’ll ever fuckin play with
Aka super tortuga

Useless Turtle sure was fucking up those enemies.

by U5eLe55 TurtL3 October 13, 2020

Turtleing

When you have to shit so bad that it feels like it is starting to poke out, like a turtle’s head poking out of its shell.

Hold on I have to shit so bad it’s turtleing!

by urbandictionary000001 October 17, 2020

Ninja Turtle

A turtle that is classified as a ninja but actually it's a secret!

Bobby ate a huge ninja turtle.

by WhyYouAlwaysLyinOMG March 24, 2017

Turtle Tossing

An oral sex act performed by a woman when getting her anus eaten. A turd is protruded from the butthole and then retracted back into the colon repeatedly in the mouth of the partner.

What'd you get into last night Jake?

I was eating this chicks ass and she totally turtle tossed me bro. I kinda liked it. I'm pretty sure I'm into turtle tossing now.

by Thegigginator March 26, 2017

turtles

Worse than llamas because llamas are awesome.

turtles are noobier than llamas

by Acritus April 20, 2017

turtle

Best animal ever

My favourite animal , turtle the best animal alive

by Turtle Storm April 28, 2017

Ninja Turtling

Wearing socks with thong slippers a.k.a. "flip-flops"

I was ninja turtling the fuck out of my boyfriends locals when I went to da stow earlier .

by curriedkitty May 21, 2017