Dad

Ran away on when I was born

Me:born
Dad:runs like flash

by The person who you see November 9, 2019

Dad

Someone who leaves you at age 5

Dad told me hed buy a pack of cigars. Thats was 6 years ago. Did he get into a car crash?

by Hotmanass June 23, 2019

Dad

Error 404

Could not find: Dad
Did you mean: Man who went to go get milk and hasn't come back after 15 years?

by TheRedPandaMafia854 May 17, 2022

Dad Share

You want to share with parents but have to go through Mom to get to Dad. “Here’s our wedding pics!” “OK. I’ll Dad Share”.

“Here’s our wedding pictures!” “OK, I’ll Dad Share”

by abelltoday June 14, 2018

Dad

A dad who needs those it’s 2022 or who even has them nowadays we all got the issues instead

“How’s your dad” “which one”

by Maya Normus Bhut November 17, 2022

Dad

404 error

Dad?

by Fleshlights are very pleasing January 5, 2021

Dad

The person that's still buying milk

Kid: Hey mum, where's dad?

Mother: Buying milk

by imtheasexualone November 26, 2022