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mike

mike is weird
by poop III August 3, 2020
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Big-money Mike

Big money Mike is a term used is orange county to describe someone who is extremely wealthy. Usually the person can buy whatever he/she wants. Big money Mike's make an excessive amount of money and don't know what to do with it. Someone who makes over 100 k. Also known as a baller.
That big-money Mike is going to pay for us tonight.
by Omario516 January 21, 2018
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Mike Veytia

a chivalrist chauvinist of sorts, a sex crazed maniac who often smells of pussy and is only after one thing.....at a time.
That guys a Mike Veytia and I should let him bang my girlfriend
by Wordonthestreets April 26, 2023
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Mike

Mike is a talented person who is absolutely amazing like how. He might sing and play volleyball but his best talent is making you smile.
by MIntcredible February 9, 2019
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Mike B

Dat kid who swiped up on Bianca’s yolo, dat kid who always cappin, dat kid who always fucking 6’2’’, dat mf who beats his wife/wives/children.
Bro Mike B seriously cappin
Mike B is tall as shit
Mike B beat his kids last night and it was soooo funny
Did you see what Mike B said on Bianca’s yolo
by ThatbruhmomentwhenBISTOSisgay November 26, 2019
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Mike

The name "Mike" is given to people that are simply gay, full out, fucking men and enjoying it, gay.
Hey my name is "Mike" and I take dick in my ass in my free time. Yes I enjoy it!
by Maxfort.23 March 5, 2022
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mike jones

Mike Jones is a “UD” user who frequently posted between 2004–2006. Based on his posts, it’s safe to say he is a Black male in his late 50s to early 60s now. This assumption is based on his post about the “NWA,” a hip-hop crew that found their way into business back in 1986. He also used the N-word, which led me to conclude he might be a POC. (If not, shame on you, mister.)

He also seemed to be pretty active in the ladies' world when he was still young and thriving, considering the number of posts where he talked about b-words and all that stuff.
None of this matters though, as my real and only intent of this post is but one:

Punch 'Em Poker.
Sir, you said in 2004 that this kind of Robin Hood–like poker would be popular all around the world in a few years?
I am very sorry to inform you that it is not.
Never heard of it.
Never seen anyone playing it.
I think you may have misjudged its potential as a well-known card game.
Maybe this poor judgment was induced by your lack of experience.
Since you were presumably 30–35 in that time period, I can’t really be sure though.
All in all: I just wanted to inform you about the missing success of this horse you bid on so greedily.
„Do you know Mike Jones?“
„Yeah. Aint he the guy that wanted everyone to believe in his poker-dreams?“
by Sheldon dooker May 23, 2025
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