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Kyle

Someone who thinks they’re better than everyone and everything. Is a smart ass. Most likely going into the military and can’t commit to any relationship where there’s distance.
Why are they being such a Kyle?
by Mft2002 June 7, 2020
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Irish Kyle

Fosters? Downed.
Orlaiths? Ploughed.
Haydes? Sucked.
Granny? Rose.
by Kiud kiud kiud November 25, 2021
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Kyle

Kyle is one of the most basic white names the world has to Offer, as well as a very douche name. There is a lot of nice Kyle's but I am basing this on stereotypes so don't take offense if your name is Kyle.
Kyle stole my girl last night , what a douche.
by Phillips ammonia July 7, 2019
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kyle newman

A fucking big ass ape creature that walks around with no pants on.
by 02nig May 19, 2018
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Messy Kyle

A "Messy Kyle" is an order at a Washington Diner wherein if you order the "Messy Kyle" the cook "Rusty" will take you in the back and drown you in 16 metric fucktons of maple-flavoured bacon grease while calling you "Kyle".
Customer: Can I get a "Messy Kyle"?
*muffled sounds of beating and dragging can be heard*
by WeirdMushroom December 26, 2022
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Kyle

Mostly the persom drinking Monster, wearing sandals (usually without socks), wears shades that seams to be too small for their head. Loves wearing only undershirt, shorts, and watches. They usually bathe themselves in body sprays and think women love the smell. Burps in front of everyone and probably has a son named Justin.
by jellymcdelly May 25, 2022
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Kylee Kaldrovics

The best girlfriend ever, most definitely wife material, I will not hesitate 😤 everything about her is special and she is my lil bozo
by swaglordmorp November 25, 2021
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