Cra-goated

Cra-goated is the mix of a goat and a cracked person they will stomp you in anything you challenge them to... :/

Dude he’s cra-goated

by Meme-Lard May 26, 2020

No gi goat

Another official name for Gordan King Ryan, who is the best no gi Brazilian Jiujitsu fighter in the world. There's no need for additional definition. Just remember, whenever you hear the term no gi goat, it is referring to Gordan King Ryan.

I saw no gi goat tonight at Pizza Nova
I am going to dress as no gi goat for Halloween

by JJS Panda October 29, 2019

Scott "the goat"

A good looking big dick man that knows how to please his woman in all parts of life. Would give you the shirt off his back and is so loving and is loved by me.

Did you see that awesome man, he has to be Scott "the goat".

by The goat 82 October 12, 2020

goat fister

An individual who gets pleasure out of fisting goats.

Oit Barry you great big goat fister.

by Wackojacko2219 September 07, 2017

dead goat

a goat scared to death

the goat is a dead goat

by why are you looking at this March 13, 2017

Dildo goat

What you call a Bucko straight outta Buckinghamshire that looks like a goat straight outta farm and just loves his sex toys.

Sham that Ben guy is such a Dildo goat

by Mr Spunk March 19, 2016

Totes McFuckin Goats

An exclamation of agreement.

A proverbial nod in agreement.

Very similar to Totes McGoats, but said with more enthusiasm.

Hey man, you wanna grab some pizza after this?

“Totes McFuckin Goats, my guy.”

by DjWetNurse January 15, 2021