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mustard cap

When cum hardens over the urethra after sex or maturbation, allowing no urine to pass through, or splitting it in to multiple streams.
I passed out after having sex, and now I have a wicked mustard cap.
by condimentqueen April 2, 2017
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Shower cap

Shower cap

1. A rubberized garment designed to create a streamlined effect when synchronized swimming with your best pal Theodosius.

2. An act that takes place when a nasty hoe with a blown out pussy requests that your lovely noggin be placed just so inside her vaginal cave - Frequently requested by bar flies name Karen.
Karen: "Hey bab..*drunken puke burp* wadda slaaay you shower cap me ova by da juke box?"
by Intertubes9000 May 1, 2020
mugGet the Shower capmug.

cap

someone who has nothing more than the head of a penis, a loser
jimbo: you hit that last night?
johnny: nah, i couldn't seal the deal
jimbo: cap
by driller 50 October 13, 2008
mugGet the capmug.

Southern ice cap

When a man eats a woman's pussy or her ass with an ice cube in his mouth
I gave Michele a southern ice cap and she loved it!
by Depraved lover March 9, 2017
mugGet the Southern ice capmug.

cap

An internet slang describing something that you think is wrong.
by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022
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No cap

When someone says no cap it means they aren't lying.
Tyrone: I dead ass fucked Tisha, the bitch with the fat ass.
Jimmy: Nigga you for real?
Tyrone: No cap nigga, I been tryna get at her for the past week.
Jimmy: Damn, you lucky son of a bitch.
by Really1212 December 11, 2019
mugGet the No capmug.

Baseketball Cap

A hat that is so extreme in design (wether it be funny, scary, shocking etc) that it will psych-out the opposing Baseketball player into missing his shot, the varieties of Basketball Caps are limitless.
You Paul Gadd wannabie! I can't believe you psyched me out with your Baseketball Cap! Please remove your finger from my Rectal Cavity right now you jerk i know you dont own a P.H.D.
by Robby O'licious Bacon December 13, 2007
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