Pleasure in the ass

The opposite of 'pain in the ass'
Something that is hassle-free and, in some instances, moderately enjoyable.

"I had to return these shoes I bought online and they gave me a full refund, no questions asked. What a pleasure in the ass."

by 1MUSD July 30, 2013

ass extractor

Device used to remove brown-nosers from their bosses'ass.

You need an ass extractor to get Tammy out of her bosses ass

by ladymonica January 9, 2008

ass carpet

A thick growth of hair on a man's (or, I suppose, a woman's) ass. Extremely unattractive.

'Whenever he gets drunk he thinks it's funny to pull his pants down and show us his butt, but the joke's on him. Now everybody totally knows he has a CRAZY ass carpet.'

by Something_Vague July 15, 2007

stirring ass

The second step in preparing an ass to be eaten properly.

After putting the desired ingredients into a bowl, you must partake in stirring ass to ensure all the ingredients are mixed evenly.

by BlameTheJews June 17, 2016

ass feret

Thick dirty hair giving the appearance of a feret krazy glued to your butt crack

Geez josh get the hell out of the gym shower your ass feret is going to make me puke.

by Job Pilson August 8, 2008

ass kissing

To suck up to someone, most likely to get something in return. Success rate is a 2/10 but can be a 3/10 if the person is mildly attractive.

“Bruh on god he keep ass kissing me”

by @alexisxmercer April 4, 2019

ass board

the device that allows a wheel chair person to move
to another seat usually made of wood or plastic....
can also be used as a cutting board for fish frys
and cook outs.

you know, i don t think i want any fish that was
fileted on the ass board

by GATORBOY9A April 4, 2009