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Koolaid sex

The act of performing sex, but with the product Kool-Aid being stuffed down the parties' orifices while simultaneously busting through walls screaming, "OH YEAH!"
Sorry bro, can't come over. Gotta clean up the apartment after last night's Koolaid sex.

Whaddya mean?

Kool-Aid powder is everywhere, and the bedroom no longer has walls.
by InhaleMyAnts December 1, 2019
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Sex Porridge

The frothy mixture of both male and female ejaculate fluids that appears on your bed post coitus. This mixture generally leads to an argument over which sexual partner sleeps on which side of the bed. In turn this may lead to anger sex creating enough sex porridge to open up a soup kitchen
Man: "Wow that was incredible sex... I think I want the wall side of the bed."
Woman: "No I'm sleeping on the wall side... I have enough sex porridge on this side to offer customers the soup of the day."
by SnakeJunior June 13, 2013
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pex sex

If you reached higher level of existence you will be able to send discord text message to Pex asking him to send you sex
user: pex sex

Permissions Expanded: pexsex.gif
by 👀begone thot April 26, 2021
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sex goblin

A nerd (especially one into sci-fi shows and science) who is always horny and regularly masturbates.
Emma: "Why isn't Bobby replying?"
Lili: "He's probably revising or wanking!"
*some time later*
Bobby: "Both :)"
Lili: "You're such a sex goblin"
by Mr. Bob Ross December 16, 2021
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Recreational Sex

* Sex without the goal of procreation.

* Not baby making sex.

* Sex just for fun.
I hear you and Nancy have been hitting the sheets every night. Are you trying to knock her up?

Nah, she is on the pill. We are just having recreational sex.
by The Sperm Donor April 29, 2016
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dental sex

Requires one person that identifies as a toothbrush and another person that identifies as toothpaste. Toothpaste cums on toothbrush's chest and then toothbrush rubs said chest (and cum) back and forth on toothpaste's face.
I got chin herpes from too much dental sex.
by TheDentist3000 January 9, 2017
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Sex Wank

Masturbating over sex you have recently had.
"Got some action last night boys!"
"Nice, going to have a sex wank?"
"Already have."
by Knutt November 26, 2009
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