Where's mom? She's shit dipping
by Wanker1982 January 28, 2018
by Anonymouss01 February 06, 2019
by Karnell D August 17, 2012
guy#1: hey it was nice of you to let me into your house
Guy#2 Hey no problem afterall we are brothers. Hey want to see my cat?
Guy#1: hey is it that same CHUNKY SHIT?
Guy#2 You know it!
Guy#2 Hey no problem afterall we are brothers. Hey want to see my cat?
Guy#1: hey is it that same CHUNKY SHIT?
Guy#2 You know it!
by Absolute chungus glizzy goblin December 07, 2020
by Voldemort's whore January 20, 2013
An angry old man yelling at a caregiver that his wife needs. She is really in charge of the household and the disabled woman, but the old, old man craps, sneezes and spits all over the place trying to gain status.
"Hey, sir, the caregiver in charge said she is in charge of where the soup bowls go." "The shit she is," he replies!!!
"Hey, L.I.D., why don't you shower?" "Don't tell me what to do. I showered last week."
"Hey, pappy, why are you spitting in the sink? You're not allowed to do that, according to the lead caregiver in charge." "The shit she is in charge. I'll spit wherever I want to spit."
"Hey, L.I.D., why don't you shower?" "Don't tell me what to do. I showered last week."
"Hey, pappy, why are you spitting in the sink? You're not allowed to do that, according to the lead caregiver in charge." "The shit she is in charge. I'll spit wherever I want to spit."
by cheesecake lady August 10, 2012
when one believes one to have excreted in the toilet, but when one checks the toilet, appears to be no trace of excrement there.
yo dude i had a wonder shit last night! after i shat the fuckin toilet there was no shit there! i wonder what the fuck happend!
by shit cracker November 04, 2011