Dick Bending

To bend one's penis at a 90 Degree angle either by accident or on purpose for the ability to fuck around corners.

"I have stealthfully fucked your girlfriend by using my super human Dick Bending skills"

by Billy Hornet December 9, 2008

Dirty dick

A guy who can't keep his dick in his pants!! Kiel Carr's a "Dirty dick" he Sleeps with slag willing doubt how minging they are!!

Did you hear that kiel carr sleeps with with random slag! he's is such a "dirty dick"

by AbLovesya February 6, 2020

dick-nursed

When an individual is nourished by a dick as opposed to a breast. Usually administered by the father or other parental figure in the individuals life since birth. Usually performed by holding the individual upside down.

"Willingham wouldn't stop his fussing last night until he was dick-nursed. You'd think after 29 years we'd be able to wean him off it but he just won't give it up. We tried goats milk but he wasn't having it. He's got a taste for the baby batter."

by pedopetey July 2, 2014

Dick Bay

Female external genitalia. Intended to imply the vaginal ability to "harbor" the penis.

Tonya's dick bay sure is tight!

by "The"BlueVeinedCustardChucker May 20, 2009

Dick Glow

Dick glow is the state of your face gleaming with happiness after a hot fuck.. maybe even sweat or cum juice glossing from your cheeks.

Man did you see that girl she's gleaming with "Dick Glow".. I need her number so she can walk with my pride!

by MeliMeli April 15, 2009

Dick Pickle

The act of urinating in a persons anus and letting your penis stew in the urine and feces then withdrawing your penis from the impromptu brine and inserting it into the awaiting persons mouth.

John peed in that girls butt and before she knew it she was enjoying a nice tasty dick pickle!

by lewlcatsomg666 December 20, 2008

Dick Bib

A beard on a gay man.

Santa Claus sure has a nice Dick Bib. I'd love to shoot cum all over that!

by Peter Eaton August 15, 2006