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Internetionship

A relationship you build with someone, solely through the use of the internet or modern technology. When confronted face to face, subjects act different and circumstance is sufficiently awkward.
I really liked this guy, but we had an internetionship and when we met in person it was weird.
by bloggaaa July 24, 2013
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Internetlegent

A description of ones level of intelligence solely based on their information generated from searching the internet.
Darrell is internetlegent. He only knows stuff that he has googled.
by HornoCloud September 30, 2014
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Internet

PERSON 1: Hey, what'd you do yesterday? I was out all day at a youth club!
PERSON 2: *updating Facebook*
PERSON 1: Hey, is that the Internet?
PERSON 2: *Tweeting*
PERSON 1: Uhhh, hey?
PERSON 2: *being mentally scarred by Tumblr*
by A-Person October 12, 2014
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Internet Bitch

Someone who was spanked or humiliated in an online debate (especially over politics or religion) and who now follows the person that embarrassed them from thread to thread, posting about them, instead of the topic of the threads. When a person has an IB the polite thing to do is "Name" them after a breed of dog.
Bob: You destroyed Simms123 in that debate yesterday!

John: Yeah, now he's my internet bitch. He's posted about me in four different threads today.

Bob: What are you gonna name him?
John: Well he's an angry little bitch that's all bark and no muscle. So I went with Chihuahua.
Bob: Good choice. It suits him.
by Mongo1313 November 3, 2014
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internet douche

When a normally cool, or at least tolerable person becomes a total douchebag over texts or on the Internet, and denies it.
"Jesus, did you see the group chat last night?"
"Yeah, Brittany was being a total Internet douche, that must of been pretty shitty for you."
by ThisIsAnAlias November 26, 2014
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internetboner

A severe feeling of arrousal towards the thought of internet. Often felt as a result of having lost your internet connection for more then 24hrs.
Man it sucks I ran out of internet quota and I'm going to have a massive internetboner til the next month clocks over.
by allstar88 January 1, 2015
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Internet Secretary

When you make a comment about a celebrity that's generally unfavorable and some random person you don't know claims that you're jealous of said celebrity and claims that you're broke and you're just upset because you don't have their fame or specific networth. Hence, at the same time, the person defending the celebrity is most likely not any wealthier than you and is eager to surf on the celebrity's dick even though they don't know he/she exist.
Person 1: This nigga young thug sounds like he raps with aspergers and gurgles with mud, why do people like this nigga?
Person 2: shut up you broke ass nigga you just mad that you live a sphagetti o's can and young thug got a mountain for a house nigga hahaha stay broke nigga #richgang
Person 1: Ahh another Internet secretary, tell me, what does his dick look like in the morning?
by J brown. January 6, 2015
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