Human Bonding

When two humans use wet seaman and wait until it drys to become stuck to each other.

“How was last night with liv?”
“I came on her tummy and gave her a hug so long that we became Human Bonding.”

by DJ1580 April 29, 2019

human rug

a person who is way too kind and forgiving to anyone around them, usually saying sorry every few minutes and letting people step all over them (aka insult them and agreeing)

"you're such a human rug"
"sorry"
"DON'T SAY SORRY!"
"SORRY!!"

by Uselezz April 12, 2022

Human efficiency

Rubbing someone with their mouth open violently up and down your asscrack until their teeth and face are covered completely in shit and your asshole is lukewarm and almost sopping wet, using them like toilet paper.

Yeah, I used him for human efficiency

by H28373737 November 25, 2023

Human

The stupidest thing on earth

Humans are stupid

by Stupidity.I’m November 24, 2022

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by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

Human

The best specimen to ever exist unlike monsters such as dogs, whales, elephants etc etc etc.

I hope all animals go extinct except for humans

by Nascarfan2007 January 2, 2023

Humans

The species that everyone hates.

Person 1: Ay did you see that murderer on the news
Person 2: Yeah, humans amirite

by TheCoolNewt April 8, 2021