Ethan

A guy with a massive T-Rex cock
Ethan ripped apart my pussy with his giant T-Rex cock
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Ethan- You look goofy as hell rn
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"You look goofy as hell rn" -Ethan
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The most country guy you will ever meet, moes his grass, rides his tractor, cuts and stacks his own wood, plants his grass seed, and totally does not have a pool back yard cause that’s city boy activity!
Girl 1: who’s the most country guy we know?
Girl 2: it’s definitely Ethan! (Moans)
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Ethan is the hottest, most adorable person you will ever meet. He is funny, kind and cares about all of his friends. He looks harmless but will beat the shit out of anyone who hurts his friends or family. He loves sports and lives on a farm.
Person 1: Ethan just asked me out!
Person 2: omg your soo lucky
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The type of dude to laugh so hard he throws up.
Jeff: why is there vomit in the sonic parking lot?
Bob: I told Ethan a joke.
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The type of guy to laugh so hard he throws up and shits himself.
Jeff: Why is there vomit in the sonic parking lot?
Bob: I told Ethan a joke.
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