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Tight asshole

When your asshole/butthole is tight normally if it’s too tight you finger it
Shane’s big dick couldn’t fit in toms tight asshole so shane stuck his fingers and toms mouth and shoved them up his asshole, he wiggled his fingers a bit and then tried to fit his dick in
by Gay person OH YESS February 22, 2022
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asshole hug

A secretive way of asking a gay man for butt sex
Hey Enrique will You give me an asshole hug later tonight
by Notxavier69 July 12, 2016
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Asshole next door

The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.
A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried, the more they met the asshole next door.
by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020
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CRABBY ASSHOLE FOCKERS

TIK TOK

Defeating the US ECONOMY by destroying one industry at a time.

,HYPNOTISM---VALUE ADDED

YOUR MAMA...YOUR MAMA LOG INS AND MESS IN WITY YA
Look at what you read on TIK TOK the FOOD SERVICE INDUSTRY as the CRABBY ASSHOLE FOCKERS are managing to lower morale at all the restaurants without many not seeing it but the turnover is testament to this.

Prediction: Anything that has to do with FAST FOOD will slowly and keep losing more and more outlets.

BYTEDANCE is going to BITE YOUR DICK AND CLIT 0FF and here is why CRABBY ASSHOLE FOCKERS is no doubt the largest complaint department of trivial griping with SIGNIFICANT MEANING OF BOREDON you will ever see in your LIFE as look no further than to see how boring the MUSIC INDUSTRY has gotten when they have to resort to a skipping MP3 that is so indicative of STAR WARS COPYRIGHT THEFT as LUCAS PRINCESS LEIA "HELP ME OBI ONE KENOBI".."TWICE REPEAT "TIK TOK PATTERN SEQUENCE, as BYTEDANCE TRADEMARK MAY 21, 1980 , who can win here as DISNEY LUCAS can do A BYTEDANCE DANCE and COME TOGETHER on DIK DOK.

Don't DANCE. ROCK AND ROLL RED CHINA, "we will CRABBY ASSHOLE FOCKERS backup everything ORACLE has including your GRINDR COORDINATES. HA as nothing to worry about BYTEDANCE HAS YOU FULLY COVERED " , quote unquote.....
by MAJOR OCCURRENCE August 2, 2022
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lactic asshole

Someone who only wears short sleeve shirts after he's worked out (tries to act ripped when it's just lactic acid making his arms bigger)
Hey do you watch Jersey Shore?

Nah dude, too many lactic assholes on that show.
by TOS T1000 October 13, 2013
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Asshole

a mean person on discord like your friend on discord
Damn your an asshole
by TheL0stf0x May 3, 2023
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asshole Sharpe

Expected assholishness over standard deviation of assholishness. Higher asshole Sharpe indicates a better, more consistent, more reliable, asshole.
Did you talk to Patrick? He's never not an asshole. His asshole Sharpe is off the charts.
by PipAndBipsy February 22, 2014
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