A big sad man with little to no will to live or exist on this planet. He is naturally attracted to snakes as they substitute for his shortcomings in a sexual context.
by BigBoyo6969 November 23, 2021
Get the Dylan Sherwoodmug. Big hard man who will try and stab you with pens in the neck but woose out of it last minutes and is a teachers pet at maths and in really annoying.
Person 1: Do you know Dylan Person 2: yeah he tried to stab me with a pen but instead said he had a headache and ran off
by Fightyboyborninjune January 28, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. by Youlebhsuab November 24, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is pretty and always dress good for school and when she walk in everyone laugh she’s always late
by iiam_mora February 26, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. Charlie: oh hey Dylan I have such a small little chode, what does your s look like
*whips it out*
Charlie:wow it's like the size of my head, that's a big dick
Dylan:I know that's why you mom loves me
*whips it out*
Charlie:wow it's like the size of my head, that's a big dick
Dylan:I know that's why you mom loves me
by asssaaaaaaaasdddddds January 4, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. The best person in the world you will find him and all the girls go up to him and say heyyyy also he is very athletic has a good sense of style and he’s sooo funny he’s also a great caring friend and he’s always there for u
by Yoyowelit December 29, 2017
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan sun is an amazing guy, he's always quiet though. But we all know in the deepest part of our heart that he's the most alpha male on the whole fucking planet. One time while he was taking his prostate cancer check, he took off his pants and show his big fat juicy cock that has a magical power to bring all the girls, even the doctor.
by Concordia kids November 3, 2020
Get the dylan sunmug.