by Pitrek May 21, 2020
Get the tylermug. Largest object in the known universe. So large that it can swallow 200 milky way galaxies or 1,000,000,000,000 of our own sun.
"Hey bro have you seen Tyler's forehead?"
"What the fuck do you mean have I? Of course I have, you can see it from a mile away."
"What the fuck do you mean have I? Of course I have, you can see it from a mile away."
by Autum's Whore 666 November 22, 2019
Get the Tyler's Foreheadmug. by Alpacamuppy May 22, 2024
Get the Tyler piconemug. 5’9”, blonde, bathes reguarly, talks good, fucking champ at fortnite, sub 6 minute mile, strong independent male who doesnt need a woman to pay for his bills, can be found running around yelling, “PISS!”
by jhawkk May 29, 2018
Get the tyler turchanmug. Tyler is a very intelligent, talkative, smart and always smile. I am always there when people need m remand I am very nice and sometimes to nice. I could care less what you say about me and will always have a friends back. If you insult me all I say is VAFFANCULO. Research
Tyler is Adorable
by Tyler Is Adorable November 24, 2021
Get the Tylermug. Tyler pigate a dumb nigga
by That nig- May 4, 2020
Get the Tyler pigatemug. Me: Hey Tyler
Tyler: Connection Terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby. This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still, and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more, waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. End Communication.
Tyler: Connection Terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby. This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still, and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more, waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. End Communication.
by Ballsstealerman March 14, 2022
Get the Tylermug.