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Thomas

WARNING, this is biased, very very biased, you have been warned, hush your face.

Likely very smart to a ridiculous degree, with some spectacular insight that you will not see coming especially if you have a bonkers off the wall adhd brain like mwah. It’s stupid, and sometimes I want to say that he’s stupid when I’m miffed but then I would be a bold faced fucking liar.

Otherwise, to keep this short, the below could very well sum the energy of the Thomas in your life quite well;

*hangs up hat*
Narrator: The FBI kept tabs on him constantly, worried that he’s a communist
*via text*
Me: Thomas, if you’re trying to make me say ‘I’m bad at tech,’ it’s not gunna work. <— (is awful at tech)
The Thomas in question: hehehehaw
by AnUnravelingUnknown June 27, 2023
mugGet the Thomasmug.

Thomas' Train Syndrome

When you travel so far / make so much progress doing something but you don't realize you forgot something utmost necessary, until way later on when it's too late. Named after the episode "Thomas' Train" from Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends, where the titular character did not realize he was not coupled to the train he thought he was pulling.
Actor: *finishing his stunt for a film* Hey Jeff! Did you see me drive all the way down San Francisco's hills in a school bus, and crash the oil tanker trailer all in one POV take on my GoPro? You've gotta see the end result! I wanna see it too!
Assistant director: Uh, Bill, you left a little too fast. I think now's a bad time to tell you we forgot to put the SD card in your GoPro. Looks like a bad example of Thomas' Train Syndrome. You just blew our budget now that we lost both of our only trucks.
by Paul Stompbox June 14, 2024
mugGet the Thomas' Train Syndromemug.

Thomas conneely

Thomas conneely is god and amazing and powerful
Thomas conneely was a god that was amazing and so powerful
by Thomas conneely November 28, 2021
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Thomas

Thomas is a gentleman, who definitely loves Savannah more... you can find a Thomas doing things to make her smile daily.
Savannah loves Thomas but not as much as he loves her
by Mr train March 5, 2021
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Thomas

Thomas is a FUCKING AMAZING person and best of all, and he's a handsome boyfriend and soon to be husband !!<#
Thomas is an amazing person, no one can say otherwise
by PPopppii August 25, 2022
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Thomas day

If your name is Thomas, you can cop free head for nov 16
It’s is Nov 16 and my name is Thomas and I copped a gobby
On Thomas day Every Thomas will receive free head whether it’s soft or hard
by JimJob69 November 15, 2020
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Bayla thomas

She is the most beautiful woman in the world and prob should get with a mexican like a omar or something im not sure but people with this name are so fucking gorges and deserve the whole UNIVERSE!!!
hey bayla thomas you look really cute today wana hangout sometime??
by Hopefiend May 23, 2020
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