two rabbit fucks

Kind of like not giving a shit

I don't give two rabbit fucks about your feelings

by Lilah69 April 10, 2022

the two-legged man

A sex position so simple that even a virgin can master it!

Don’t be misled by Andr3w’s pornstashe. He can’t even pull off of the two-legged man!

by Tiktokshade November 18, 2021

take two baths

Kiss my ass.

If you don't like me, take two baths.

by Dutchman2213 August 19, 2017

jimmy two shakes

One who is subject to random characteristical changes which can be witnessed and catagorised into the basis which determine obsessive compulsive disorder OCD. The form of which is visibly evident via the expulsion of the trade mark 'two shakes' element in ones behavioural routine.

Jimmy awoke on an average summers morning and made his way to Macdonalds to purchase a regular double sausage and egg mcmuffin. Upon ordering, the employee had given Jimmy the incorrect change. To which Jimmy's initial response was simply 'two shakes' of his upper right shoulder and a brief outburst of 'you ff-ff-ff-ffuukk, eat my arse' and made his way home.
The attendent simply yelled 'jimmy two shakes'.

by Nigel Walter Elstone April 13, 2008

two point O

shitty

kid1: dude look at my dank bud
kid2: its schwag therefore its two point O

by jojoisajojo December 15, 2008

two hand jam

you know, some bball?

larry: shiiiit, two hand jam?
johnlarry: dont you mean bball?
larry: yup.

by funkmasterflex124 October 31, 2009

Two for one special

When the woman puts your ball sack on a tee then uses a golf club to whack them bitches up your ass getting a two for one special

Alex and Kamy were on the golf green, and Kamy thought it would be good to give Alex a two for one special. So she plopped his sack on the tee and whacked his sack up his ass.

by Assjuice12 February 16, 2018