Sneaky Jesus

A hidden theme of Christianity in media such as films, music, and novels.

"Wait, this is...DEAR GOD IT WAS A SNEAKY JESUS ALL ALONG!" - Bamboozled Audience Member

by Larry Lizard March 10, 2011

Jesus boy

Someone who's parents we're Jesus freaks, and he was brainwashed by their ways.

Kid 1: Hey, pass this note to Tanner.
Kid 2:...you mean the blonde kid with the cross necklace?
Kid 1: Yeah.
Kid 2: Ok....HEY JESUS BOY!

by starwarsgeek133 September 24, 2010

jesus walks

a person who wears beat up, dirty sandals, open toed and with no sox on.

damn son, look at him with those jesus walks on.

by 411 November 07, 2004

jesus in a toaster

A problem that results directly from masturbation.

"Oh no im jesus in a toaster now!"

"Ahhh Harry you carry on like that your gunna' end up a jesus in a toaster"

Can be abreviated: "Priyanka's in a toaster now"

by Jill Cancer December 02, 2006

Hooked on Jesus

Upper class slang for being hooked on cocaine

Rich Girl: I'm quite hooked on Jesus

by Brandybeer July 17, 2006

Jesus Boots

Also known as "Jesus Creepers"

Jesus Boots

by Pablo el Guapo June 04, 2009

Jesus radical

A jesus radical is someone who incesantly speaks of all things relating to jesus and how good they are. They may not believe or worship jesus but they feel the need to spread the word of him in a mocking manner.

Betty: Jesus Loves You!
Roy: Really? How so?
Betty: He loves all the "special" people. (muahahaha)


Roy: Why does my life suck so bad?
Roy: I can't even get a date!
Roy: I'm an 18 yr old virgin! I'll never get laid!
Betty: Jesus hates you!
Roy: I thought you said he loved me?
Betty: Not today he doesn't! You're a fat lard!

Betty: I love Jesus!
Roy: Why do you ALWAYS talk about Jesus!?!
Betty: Cuz he has muscular thieghs, and I just,...I just want to lick barbeQ sauce off 'em!!
Roy: You're one sick fucker!
Betty: Mmmmm,... You know it! I love me some jesus!!

by Omar Muhamid May 17, 2005