Minnesota Lap Dance

An act in which the receiver sits in the front seat of a snowed over vehicle and the giver (or the dancer) scrapes the ice off of the windshield in an act of seduction or kindness.

-"Babe will you go start my car? It's freezing outside"

"Better yet Megan I'll give you the ol' Minnesota Lap Dance"

-"Dude she's honestly the one for me."

"How do you know?"

"On our first date we went to a family function of mine up north. Before we left she gave me a full treatment Minnesota Lap Dance without me even asking."

by Niceboimn November 29, 2018

hot dog dance

The art of standing on top of the table in the buff and swinging your wang to and fro

I walked in and everyone was performing a hot dog dance

by Rob Sal October 19, 2013

dance with your monkey

A euphemism for male masturbation.

I'm sure that episode of Golden Girls got you pretty aroused, why don't you go lock yourself in the HR conference room and dance with your monkey for a while?

by Chancellor Berry Newt September 9, 2016

private school dance

a school dance where white privileged private school kids scream the n word while listening to da baby

yeah that concert was like a private school dance

by bill.clintons.big.toe October 7, 2019

funny dance on the floor

when your brother sees something really good or colorful

Dude: Ayo the lightning effects in this game are so good my brother's doing a funny dance on the floor

by hurbruh February 3, 2021

grave dancing ghouls

The kind of subhuman individuals who would pounce on the murder of innocents to advance a political agenda.

The Grave Dancing Ghouls are back at it demanding more gun control after the Mandalay Bay murders in Las Vegas.

by randalllflagg March 23, 2021

We don’t dance

we don’t dance - when a sexy girl is playing hard to get but you know you will get her so you don’t play along to her.

that girl sends one word texts she doesn’t know we don’t dance

by quincy tellem October 31, 2020