Stupid tax

The cost associated with making bad decisions.

The cops caught me after 10 beers. Now I have to do classes and pay my stupid tax.

Also, that guy at the bar looked at me funny. I whooped his ass, but the cops got me, and now I have to pay the stupid tax.

by Thisshitisdumbbbbbbbbbb February 2, 2021

Fucking stupid

when you tell your guy best friend to go for your girl best friend and now they are a thing and you ended up catching feelings but can’t say anything about it cause it was your idea and she’s your best friend

you are fucking stupid

by the pregnant one October 22, 2019

Stupid

Someone who doesn't have the right level of brain to be stupid or dumb

This student is so stupid maybe even a little dumb

by Zedd334 February 8, 2021

hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?

the worst possible insult you could ever say to someone ever, if you ever say this in public you might get cancelled

person 1: "I think Palestine is a country"

person 2: "hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?"

person 1 proceeded to support Israel from then on.

by anonymous June 4, 2024

Stupid

Anybody named Mary

Hey do you know any stupid people?
Yeah, Mary.

by I hate Mary May 23, 2022

Forty-five Days of Stupid

That time generally starting a few days before Thanksgiving and ending sometime after the New Year where everyone appears to lose all common sense. Highlighted by events such as Black Friday, Drunk Christmas Parties, Fights over parking stalls at malls, erratic driving on freeways, an unexplainable increase in the number of people out and about, and general chaos wherever people tend to congregate.

Dude this sucks. I try to go to a store and I get hit by the Forty-Five Days of Stupid. People cutting me off on the drive over, fights over a parking stall, crabby-ass folks in line at the check out, and clerks that look like they would rather kill you and stick you in a closet than ring up your tab.

I'm gonna go in the basement with a six-pack and wait it out.

by Bob1655 December 23, 2011

Stupidity is Rampant

A term coined to describe an overwhelming feeling of chaos, confusion, and clueless activities within an organization. Used to denote actions that are considered "stupid" becoming overwhelming and impacting everyone.

Stupidity is rampant within this organization.

by vivacubalibre February 8, 2023