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Biscuit Tube PTSD

Post traumatic stress disorder caused by being startled by a biscuit tube popping open when it is tapped on a counter top edge.

When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.
As I took the biscuit tube from the refrigerator, I felt my Biscuit Tube PTSD start to act up. In that moment I had a flashback of the time I was startled by the biscuit tube popping. Sometimes I wonder if the tube will explode causing an injury.
by Elsewhere63726 March 27, 2023
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Ginger Biscuits

A cheap biscuit because McVities get all the broken biscuits, mash them together, add some stork margarine and loads of ground ginger to hide the taste of the other biscuits.
Need something sweet but only got 29p,I'll go and buy a packet of Aldi everyday ginger biscuits.
by Food hound January 14, 2023
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nigga biscuit

noun
an easy task that can be performed without any stress.

can be used in replacement for "piece of cake".
by urgengga February 1, 2023
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biscuit witch

A word for a ugly ass whore bitch but your moms in the room.
“Hey mom the biscuit witch tried to talk to me again”
“ I already told you what to to just burn down her house already.”
by Gorl.com February 2, 2023
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Cum biscuit

The belly button area that gets cummed on when you are jacking off horizontally.
“After I nutted I made sure to clean my cum biscuit thoroughly.”
“Babe will you lick my cum biscuit off of me?”
by Awkwardlolafry February 21, 2023
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hand biscuit

When you fart into your hand and release it unexpectedly in someone’s face. Also known as palm balm
While Heather was at her desk working, I did a drive by and delivered her a hand biscuit.
by Handbiscuit February 22, 2023
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Spooky Biscuit

When you cum/ finish on someone's face during the month of October
I was having sex with Katie the other day and I pulled out and gave her a spooky biscuit
by Woman's right to vote cause ww October 11, 2023
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