A dude with a micro penis who charges the same as a male escort with experience but who never lets u see by using date rape drugs behind closed doors , until u wake up in a room missing ur credit cards and feeling more horny and malnourished than before u fell asleep.
Definition: mini bar (Microsoft’s running apple) a product available for a third of the price on the street just the situation ur in forces you to pay for the mini bar service instead of walking somewhere.
by Cluttered mutt February 24, 2022
Get the Mini barmug. When someone shoves a bar of metal up someone's ass, typically in a safe BDSM environment. The bar has to be made of metal for it to be considered a monkey bar. Some have also combined two cans of Arizona iced tea to create a monkey bar, but that is a very rare sight.
Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.
A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.
Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.
A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.
Scenario 1:
Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."
Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."
by alpha-male-wolf-1230 May 18, 2025
Get the Monkey Barmug. A bar sloth is a female who hangs on the men who want no part of it. Really a creature of opportunity!
by TheBigSnake June 4, 2022
Get the Bar Slothmug. 
A very stereotypical gay person. Usually used when that person is being flirty with their significant other.
by Sup_mate December 13, 2016
Get the Walking gay barmug. The cutest girl in the whole entire world, usually smart and funny. Also beautiful, mature and caring.
Guy 1:"I just went on a date with this girl, she's really awesome"
Guy 2:"how awesome is she?"
Guy 1:"she's a Bar"
Guy 2:"how awesome is she?"
Guy 1:"she's a Bar"
by benvak07 January 2, 2017
Get the Barmug. That was bars.
by goat as will be January 5, 2020
Get the BARSmug.