timber shit

When a solid shit bottoms out in the toilet bowl just as it breaks free from your sphincter and falls like a tree. Oftentimes it falls forward and grazes the back of your ball sack, leaving a scuff mark.

"I had to wipe pucker pudding off my ballbag after the timber shit I just dropped."

by Tuggernauts July 25, 2020

Shit Tag

A fun game, where if you know you are about to have an especially revolting shit, you enclose your phone in a zip-lock bag and leave it in the bathroom you just destroyed. Close the door behind you and begin complaining that you can't find your phone. A friend or family member will eventually dial it, hear it in the bathroom and will be so smug to discover it's location that they'll just barge in to grab it, violating their nostrils when they enter.

Daughter: (gagging) "I found your phone! Why is it in a plastic bag?"
You: Shit Tag! You're it!

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 19, 2020

Shit litter

Taking a giant shit by the side of the road and leaving it there. Could be in any number of areas including, but not limited to: Iowa, Wisconsin, the Dakotas, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Rural New York, anywhere in New Jersey, Appalachia, the South, unpopulated swaths of the American West, and anywhere people wake up after a bender or have driven on a road trip after contracting food poisoning. May or may not include napkins, underwear and undergarments. (Pre-COVID, might also have included cleaning wipes if they were in the vehicle.)

Oh, man, I shit littered off of exit 464 again... I think it was the combo of last night's Toppers and the raw egg burger that may have given me food poisoning.

by Orcharge October 16, 2020

Shit-niggery

Noun.

Foolish or silly behaviour, often associated with acts typically committed by a nigger.

"Where'd my bike go? What kind of shit-niggery is this?"

by Voldemort's whore January 20, 2013

Pissing the shit

To literally piss shit because someone has made you angry.

Quentin is pissing the shit out of Sarah.

by A real deal October 27, 2012

THE SHIT SHE IS

An angry old man yelling at a caregiver that his wife needs. She is really in charge of the household and the disabled woman, but the old, old man craps, sneezes and spits all over the place trying to gain status.

"Hey, sir, the caregiver in charge said she is in charge of where the soup bowls go." "The shit she is," he replies!!!

"Hey, L.I.D., why don't you shower?" "Don't tell me what to do. I showered last week."

"Hey, pappy, why are you spitting in the sink? You're not allowed to do that, according to the lead caregiver in charge." "The shit she is in charge. I'll spit wherever I want to spit."

by cheesecake lady August 10, 2012

Shit Bagel

Another name for the human anus

"Don't be such a shit bagel" "I gotta go drop some brown cream cheese from my shit bagel"

by Karnell D August 17, 2012