Go south on a dirty muff

When things just get really bad...

I was talking to a 10, when her 1.5 of a friend came over and cockblocked me...from there things would pretty much go south on a dirty muff...

by SELNC January 20, 2020

South Jersey Dirtbox

Find a dead male deer, cut off its penis and chop it up into pieces. Mix it with a handful of moist dirt and shove it up your significant others ass. Let it ferment in there for an hour and proceed to eat the finished product.

I just at a South Jersey Dirtbox.

by Yupper Fupper November 30, 2023

South Envy

When a man is jealous of another male's well-endowment.

"Dan's so big, he gives all the guys in the locker room south envy."

by Pringl3z October 24, 2011

South Afriphilia

An annoying obsession with all things to do with south african culture

Hey bro,she cant stop talking about his accent its driving me crazy,shes totally suffering from South Afriphilia.

by Annoyed2155 November 17, 2013

South bound willy

Eat a female out and then proceed to tongue her ear canal while during intercourse

Dude I gave Mikayla a south bound willy last night and can't get the ear wax out of my teeth

by Devioz January 11, 2022

South African Care Package

Someone shits,pisses, and jizzes in a bottle. After that you empty the infested bottle on someone's face.

If you fall asleep first expect a South African Care Package

by PoonSlayer_8--- March 9, 2014

South kelsey bullet connector

When 2 males place there cocks in each others foreskin.

Brendan and allan got caught eoing the south kelsey bullet connector

by Gozney May 6, 2025