Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot

Fisting a woman's pussy and ass at the same, while alternating blows to the ass and pussy in a rock 'em sock 'em robot manner.
I almost got that bitch's head to pop off as I was Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Roboting her last night.
by cyclonebulldog15 November 20, 2009
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hung his socks up to dry

Bodycheck someone so hard their skates leave the ice. Generally used only by Bob Cole and the few remaining hockey personalities older than him.
"Laraque really hung his socks up to dry there! Wow!"
by Basement Boy June 06, 2006
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Blow your socks off

Sticking your sweaty feet in a friends butthole
Mike will blow your socks off after playing hours of basketball
by Miggitymax May 02, 2014
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A quick comeback that works with virtually anything. It usually renders the opponent stressed, deluded and somewhat horny.
Person 1 "I raped your mum"
Person 2 "Naked in my bed with socks on"
Person 1 "Oh"
Person 2 *walks away like a boss*
by mrswaggyballs238 December 19, 2013
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cooter-faced sock puppet

a sock puppet whose mouth is so attractive that it is evocative of a woman's vagina. One might perform acts of self pleasure with said puppet at their own indiscretion.

It can also be used in a derogatory sense where as the party insulted is compared to being nothing more than a masturbatory aid.
Man, that is one cooter-faced sock puppet. Imma get my hands all over hat bitch!

Quit being such a cooter-faced sock puppet!
by alphacaiaphas March 30, 2011
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It's quick, It's easy and it's free.
Guy 1: Why would I be pouring river water in your socks?
Guy 2: It's quick, It's easy and it's free.
by linkyboi January 05, 2023
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This slapper had a mean pair of tits and a cracking arse so fed her a couple of Bacardi breezers took her back to mine and pulled her on like a fishermans sock
by DJTL January 10, 2007
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