Sloppy Lobster

Eating out the booty with melted garlic butter while they are wearing fishnets, timbs and a biker jacket.

Kenny: How was last night?
Blake: I gave her the old Sloppy Lobster...ya know

by green_peen_memes January 12, 2021

Sloppy Joe

When someone with dementia sucks you off with a mouth full of dip.

Grandma gave me a sloppy Joe.

by Sky-Daddy April 22, 2024

Sloppy Dallas

A sloppy dallas is when an individual receives a blowjob from someone with a mouthful of tobacco dip and is left with dip residue on their penis after said blowjob.

I gave Rebecca the last of my dip and she used it to give me a sloppy dallas

by FourthCause October 15, 2020

Sloppy Toppenheimer

When you give such good top that he explodes all over you.

Let's go back to my place and I'll give you Sloppy Toppenheimer

by Beeparisu September 20, 2023

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob performed with a mouth full of dipping tobacco

theDooo gave Soup a good ol' Sloppy Dallas

by Desen Mascarado October 15, 2020

Sloppy Samantha

A Sloppy Samantha is when a woman unexpectedly starts her period and shits her pants at the same time.

Jill had a Sloppy Samantha during the debate today at school.

Oh man, they had to drain the pool today because Abby had a Sloppy Samantha during practice.

by Torbert February 10, 2018

sloppy next

neither first nor second, but third and afterwards

"I'm not about to be her sloppy next!

by George Leo August 15, 2022