Road Munching

Eating a girl out while she’s driving.

While driving home, Dave decided to give Annabelle a good road munching.

by Tomtom 6767 July 24, 2018

Road Pirate

A road pirate is someone who buys and daily drives an ex police vehicle and purposefully makes the vehicle look as close to a active duty police vehicle as possible to scare people on the road.

I thought there was a cop behind me about to pull me over, but it was just a Road Pirate.

by MoxieSoda_ February 10, 2023

The Road to Rak and Ruane

The reason behind why you feel unbelievably hungover. A night spent with Peebles (Rak) and Ali (Ruane) will definitely leave you wonder what the hell hit you in the liver with the force of a small, localised atom bomb.

“I feel like I’m trying to recover from a fucking autopsy!”
“Well, that’ll happen when you end up on the road to Rak and Ruane!”

by PhuxakeMan November 23, 2021

Road Reps

A hidden jewel of a movie. The next cult classic. A road trip movie with a touch of surf culture. A true independent film. Awarded 'audience choice' at 'The Other Venice Film Festival'.

Road Reps: A pharmaceutical sales rep embarks on a road-trip odyssey with four divorcé buddies, which becomes a race against his estranged wife to win over a client in a remote territory. See www.roadrepsthemovie.com

by naturesride May 19, 2009

Old Town Road

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more (Kio, Kio)
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Ridin' on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull ridin' and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I got the

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more

by 1234567890abcdefghij August 10, 2020

As straight as a roman road

A person who is not A Gay

Cecil: "Oh my god, I would run my beefsteak through Russell Crowe in a flash - is he A Gay?"

Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"

by Descriptor-General March 13, 2013

road chief

Someone who watches another person while they are tripping on a hallucinogen to make sure they don't hurt themselves or someone else, and keep them calm if they start to have a bum trip. They usually also help the person who is drugged to interpret the experience.

The term was originally used by the Native American Church for the shaman who is running a ceremony, especially one involving peyote.

I agreed to act as a road chief for Mike while he was dropping acid.

by Schol-R-LEA July 22, 2017