when you walking down the road and there is a cigarette on the road and you smoke it because why the hell not
by loverofrealpeople December 16, 2019
Get the road cigsmug. 
by Butchbox January 7, 2019
Get the road fartmug. An old, hag looking, ghetto weave that sits awkwardly on top of the head . Road Kill weaves don't move or flow, they stay stuck in one position like a crooked
postage stamp.
You'll know when you see a weave that has entered Road Kill stage because it looks like a car that needs a front end alignment (which is exactly the problem with a Road Kill weave: it needs to be realigned).
One of the most ridiculous looking Road Kill weaves are blond because it is the most unnatural looking model of Roadkill.
Also called a Davey Crooked.
postage stamp.
You'll know when you see a weave that has entered Road Kill stage because it looks like a car that needs a front end alignment (which is exactly the problem with a Road Kill weave: it needs to be realigned).
One of the most ridiculous looking Road Kill weaves are blond because it is the most unnatural looking model of Roadkill.
Also called a Davey Crooked.
Why does that stripper's weave look so menacing like a Hunter's wall ornament?
Oh, she's new and just started making money, so she'll probably lose the Road Kill by her next shift.
Oh, she's new and just started making money, so she'll probably lose the Road Kill by her next shift.
by BTGSOLDIEROFYHVH December 6, 2018
Get the Road Killmug. by Chittypickle24 August 5, 2018
Get the Road Rage Sundaymug. Heather: You should come with me on my next road trip!
Rachel: and sit in a car for several hours in a row? No way!
Heather: no, I'll make it a REAL road trip, where we get food, blast tunes, and stop at cool places!
Rachel: I'm in!
Rachel: and sit in a car for several hours in a row? No way!
Heather: no, I'll make it a REAL road trip, where we get food, blast tunes, and stop at cool places!
Rachel: I'm in!
by Suedinum August 3, 2022
Get the Road tripmug. A road gnat is a driver who fluctuates speed so extremely that they are neither possible to pass nor cruise behind. They spend most of their time in the left lane, however they are also often found in the blind spot of cars attempting to pass.
Many blame road gnats on Obama and global warming. However, there is evidence that road gnats have existed dating back to the invention of the car phone in 1942.
Many blame road gnats on Obama and global warming. However, there is evidence that road gnats have existed dating back to the invention of the car phone in 1942.
I should have been there an hour ago, but I got stuck behind a road gnat with some serious road rage.
by Transy15 June 10, 2016
Get the Road Gnatmug.