free boat rides

Free boat rides is the solution to America's race problem, whereby those who are descended from African slaves (as they constantly remind us), are provided free boat rides back to Africa. There they can be free of all the oppression they experience in America such as welfare, EBT, section 8 housing, affirmative action, science, the rule of law, vaccines, modern medicine, and representative government.
e.g. Bob: "That football player knelt during the national anthem again - how offensive!"

Steve: "Time for free boat rides!"
by flushawaytpp March 05, 2019
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riding on my ass

An annoying and burdensome, but important responsibility or concern that is hovering over you that you have to bear and deal with, albeit begrudgingly.
Yea, I can't go out tonight, I got a shitload of homework riding on my ass.

My job is so stressful because of all the big clients I got riding on my ass.
by Ponsonby Britt December 06, 2010
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dumb horse riding

A sexual position, a man has sex with a woman (or a hairy man) from behind. He pulls her hairs with the right hand as a cowboy on his horse's bridle, and, with the left hand, alternates between strangulation and gagging on her mouth, preventing her from yelling.
Also known as simulated rape
-You gave me an amazing dumb horse riding the other night at tom's home!
-Definitely!
by cinzano January 21, 2009
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Greek bull ride

greek bool rahyd noun. An event during sexual activity in which the female limits the male's movement with handcuffs or other restrictive devices, mounts his erect penis, and attempts to "ride" for as long as possible while tickling her partner. Origins unknown.
Dude Sally went on a Greek bull ride last night - Brad laughed himself to tears before throwing her off!
by MattBrad! April 13, 2010
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Polish bike ride

The act of shoving your knee cap into someones anus consensually and or against there will
I gave that hooker a polish bike ride and she loved it
by Suckmylido February 06, 2009
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Arab Sleigh Ride

A raunchy, but disturbingly pleasurable, sex act in which the male defecates and then urinates on the female's back. He then proceeds to climb on top of the female's slick back and slides back and forth in the waste until the couple is sufficiently aroused.

The most widely practiced variant is the Somalian Sleigh Ride where the woman takes the place of the man.

Matt: "Do you mind if I go for an Arab Sleigh Ride?"
Jackie: "Not particularly."

"Yesterday Afternoon I took an Arab Sleigh Ride on Peggy Sue's back. I rode her till I got chafed."
by Will Dubya July 20, 2006
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brain dry ride

A term for being high on marijuana. The numbing of the mind leads to a fixation on the mouth for some, which also happens to be dry from the effect of the plant. A sensory trip.
After taking a couple puffs of the ganja, I decided to sit back and enjoy the brain dry ride.
by Al Joshalot March 19, 2010
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