Ass Diamond

A shit so hard, that it tears the ass on the way out, leaveing his/her under-garments stained red.

Holy shit paste! I just pushed out the hugest Ass Diamond. Ohh god....

by DrMcRofl February 22, 2011

ass tourettes

Noun-
an anal disorder characterized by recurrent spontaneous bowel movements, or T.I.C.S. (Tremendous Involuntary Crap Spurts), accompanied by the violent expulsion of gas, leg and neck twitching, grunts, barks, or words, especially obscenities.

"Did Sarah win the Rock'em Sock'em Robots Competition against Phil?"
"No, she got a bad case of ass tourettes in the middle of the match and had to forfeit."
"Bummer, dude."
"10-4 on that, pal."

by boom.right? January 1, 2012

carousel ass

A stripper who has a raw ass from doing one too many rotations on the pole.

Lacreesha missed class at community college because she had carousel ass from the club.

by Matty_Ice88 March 7, 2015

ass feret

Thick dirty hair giving the appearance of a feret krazy glued to your butt crack

Geez josh get the hell out of the gym shower your ass feret is going to make me puke.

by Job Pilson August 8, 2008

Passing Ass

Passing Ass is when someone FARTS!

Hey buddy, is that you Passing Ass over there!?

by jspoke73 March 14, 2011

ass percussion

1.To slap a woman's ass with the palm of your hands during sex, especially when you're hitting it from behind. 2.The clapping sound made from ruf sex, especially when hitting it from behind.

Yo, I was playin ass percussion with yo baby's mama last night and now my hand stings.

by booticus June 13, 2010

stirring ass

The second step in preparing an ass to be eaten properly.

After putting the desired ingredients into a bowl, you must partake in stirring ass to ensure all the ingredients are mixed evenly.

by BlameTheJews June 17, 2016