A husband who nickel and dimes his wife, expecting her to pay him or buy him all kinds of stuff (often with money she doesn't have) in exchange for very minimal and unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps her secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.
Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.
Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.
"Jeez, I really want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about, but she has such an L. Ron Hubby."
"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"
"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"
by DreamReaper December 28, 2023
Get the L. Ron Hubbymug. 
Get the 1234567890-=[]#l;',./`mug. 
When you have reached an other-wordly level of sheer absolute and definite boredom. If you EVER reach this point in your Alice in the wonderland hole you've dug.. just give up these combinations are NOT WORTH YOUR SANITY.
by The guy whos knows more January 22, 2024
Get the /'\.;],l[mkpnjobhivgucfyxdtzsraewqmug. Within the trans community, term used to describe running into a transgender person you had a falling out with through another transgender friend, because facts say
All local transgender people know eachother
All local transgender people know eachother
Person A: “Nice meeting you man, heard you were bringing a friend though?”
Person b: “Yeah! Meet luke”
Person A: “I uh already know him, it’s The-L-Effect”
Person b: “Yeah! Meet luke”
Person A: “I uh already know him, it’s The-L-Effect”
by Spookywhat May 30, 2018
Get the The-L-Effectmug. 
by Pakeeza October 27, 2021
Get the L+J/Amug.